Justina Valentine- 2024 RAP UP with The Shade Room!

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LYRICS! (Only half fit)
It's been a helluva year
Lend me an ear
I’m tellin u here
This year they really ended careers
2024 was maylay
Alotta ppl got paydays
the Kat been out the bag since Shay Shay
Kat was not kitten
I guess that it was written
cuz what Mr. Williams said came to fruition
The industry it started to spiral
90 million views the whole interview went viral
Nicki and Meg head to head how could u miss
When Nicki dropped Big Foot and Meg dropped Hiss
2 of the biggest rap stars. Had to watch this fight
Alaska Airlines lost a door mid flight
Usher killed it at the super bowl u know he carried
Everyone wanna know who Reesa married
Yea Reesa Teesa hit us with a story, it’s a heater
We wanted to know how did he meet her, bag her, then leave her
A lotta beef was in the air, Would you fight back?
Kendrick told Drizzy that he was like that
J Cole was a first person shooter in it
Then he changed his mind i guess he heard the Future in it
He cocked back, squeezed, then took his shot back
Said Dot was his friend, so where his oops at?
Everyone stayed on heads just like a top hat
This year really drove me to drink i need a shot glass
Star bangled banners so bad they need a detour
That the Francis Scott Key bridge collapsed in B-More
Kate Middleton went missin
Then aliens appeared in our vision
When Marcus Jordan started givin Larsa Pippin the pipe
Who was more disappointed was it Scottie or Mike?
With legacies like that u better come with a full clip
A Jordan and a Pippin together? You know that was Bulls shit
Now we gotta get down to the nitty gritty
And talk about the downfall of P Diddy
Well lemme know if we safe chat
It seems he was really out here saying take that
Johnson & Johnson he kept em in biz
Since then Nick Cannon can’t get baby oil for
none of his kids
The feds raided his crib to see what’s inside
All of his friends and co workers started droppin like flies
When the goin get tough watch how they forsake you
Well and they was probably on them tapes too
Gypsy Rose home acquitted and free
Left her hubby cuz she realized it’s fish in the sea
The truth is life is brief
OJ passed, white women let out a sigh of relief
Drake responds to “Like That”…shots sent
With a track named “Push Ups” the battle commenced
He followed up with “Taylor Made”
We knew there was more to the
Back and forth then Kendrick dropped “Euphoria”
2 giants in the game, I knew they would spit mean
Before I knew it my alarm rang off “6:16”
Woke up in LA with my gravity shattered
Brought it back to the essence bc “Family Matters”
I had to “Meet the Grahms”
I ain’t talkin bout work
But we did got cut and flipped
When “Not Like Us” went bizerk
The battle went crazy, they had smart tricks
Drake closed it off with “The Heart Part 6”
Dope show of artistry they did numbers
“Not Like Us” went nuts and ran the rest of the summer
Red lobster went bankrupt, they needed better business
Now how we gonna get those delicious cheddar biscuits?
Celebs gettin dragged all over past thangs
Seems like Jaguar was as Wright/right as her last name
I mean the witch hunt is still gettin bigga
Now they even tryna take down Jigga
Jasmine Crockett’s tongue is sharp as a knife
She roasted Marjorie Greene within an inch of her life
With a dad like Lebron, Bronny the one
He got drafted to the Lakers… like father like son
Boston stay winnin it’s how they get down
Celtics took the ring shout to Tatum and Brown
This year was really one for the books
Trump was almost assassinated by Thomas Crooks
Snoop stay with a job, he smooth & he pimpin
He killed the commentary for the Paris Olympics
The opening was interesting, what couldI say son ?
They added breakdancing and the world met Raygun
She came out on stage with a sassy smirk
Naming her top female breaker was nasty work
Simone Biles made us proud, proved she’s the sickest
Became the most decorated American gymnast
Jordan Chiles got stripped of her medal from Paris
Joe Biden dropped out and endorsed Kamala Harris
Nelly and Ashanti had a child
We love their love
I see why he walked across the stage to get that hug
Big Meech came home
His team gon step
Maybe he’ll make a cameo on BMF
Sonya Massey called the cops but she shouldn’t have bothered
She rebuked the devil then the demon officer shot her
Rihanna dropped Fenty hair, can’t wait to try it
Her and Asap had another son and named him Riot
Ben and JLo are probably better as friends
This year they called it quits and got divorced again
I’m bout to head to the store
For a ham and cheese and orange drink if you know you know
Now Diddy started panicking
He got arrested for alleged racketeering and sex trafficking
His kids really held it together
This gave new meaning to the lyrics the sun don’t shine forever
Tiktok taught us how to always be sure
At work to be mindful and very demure
TI & Tiny beat OMG
You know Tip said they better have his money and pay